Jerry Paper is real. He lives and breathes and works and takes care of his cats. His dreams are just like any other. He goes through this woozy world slightly askew, always walking while leaning at an angle. Jerry Paper will only dance when he wants to, but he will never jive. His singing will lull anyone within earshot into a trance with melodies unlike anyone else. Once his sonic claws are in, there is no escape. Jerry Paper was never real at all.